I am the walrus

I am he as you are he

as you are me

and we are all together

See how they run

like pigs from a gun

see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt,

stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

you let your face grow long

I am the eggman

they are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Mr. city policeman

sitting pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly

like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying,

I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

you let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden

waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come

you get a tan

from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert

choking smokers

don't you think the joker

laughs at you

See how they smile

like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina pilchard

climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementary penguin singing

Hare Krishna Man,

you should have seen them kicking

Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g' joob

Goo goo g' joob

Goo goo g' goo goo

goo g' joob goo

juba juba juba

juba juba juba

juba juba juba

juba juba juba

(Lennon-Mc Cartney)